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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Happy Birthday JRL


So, from all our blogging days... which once started as a random scroll on facebook to now a funny friendship...We would love to wish Justin Ross Lee a Happy "lie flat" Birthday!

We just received the invite for his birthday celebration, it states :
You’ve been carefully selected to attend a birthday celebration in the 'Chai' Honor of Justin Ross Lee. This is a private event and any guests must be pre-approved. Cocktails/ snacks will be available and served by dusty antiquated flight attendants. Justin’s consigliere Drew Carlton Di Risi has provided his abode to be covered in JewJuice for several hours on XXXat X:00 PM. Join your Jewnoxious host Justin Ross Lee as he showcases his Puerto Rican tan and kinship for life at the expense of others.

- We will obviously take photos of this event and report back to you. We can only imagine what is in store for us if it's New York Bad Boys Birthday!

**Details of the party have been removed for Justin's privacy

XOXO
As good as its guests


1 comment:

Jay Dubbya said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eylKBJiDNeM
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funny - witty - "jew" humor - original - certainly has mass appeal

a winner

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=554091938379&ref=mf
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stupid - boring - one-note - pointless - one dumb inside joke with appeal only to really close friends
failure

I decided to actually take the time to watch "jews on a cruise" - and it got old real fast. Yes, making fun of people is funny, but only making fun of those who are so obviously fat, handicapped or foreign over and over and over - and then editing in people repeating your name over and over for 12 fucking minutes!!! - i mean, where's the humor? okay, I chuckled at "sorry. i had to park my car," but that was it. more like that would be nice.
otherwise, i just kept having to fast forward through all the shots of fat peoples' fat asses, fat jokes, making fun of your drunk girlfriend - yes, those are funny things taken separately in everyday life, but piling them up like that is overkill.
I do think Justin has good timing - a good, mellow voice and might be a funny guy... to have around at a party, but this shit needs WORK! Hopefully, the show will be better because hearing so many fat jokes in one 12 minute span can make a fella numb to finding fat people funny! and you aren't the first "funny" person to put a family member on speaker phone while your friends listen to them mildly chide you for acting out. Cmon, man - use all this attention to your advantage - don't squander the opportunity (don't you live in Murray Hill?!?).

I'm pullin for you, man! Vas-y!

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